This is WARN THE DUKE, the place where I put things that I've written which are too contemptible even to post on a blog. Some of the contents of this page are protected by that Creative Commons thing, but I thought it would be fun to let you guess which parts. If you have comments or questions about this site, you are really dumb can post them on my Formspring or Google them at me (you can also get back to Duskglass.com by clicking on that link right there). Otherwise:
X // TEXTS
- The Immaculate Bartender
- The Feminist Mystique
- Hexenschmerz
- Angels & Demons Read-Along
- In Defense of Fantasy
- Human Voices
- A Little Book of Vampyres
- Liquor Is Quicker
- Think Only This of Me
- The Law of Conservation of Penises
- GENRE WARS
- Rashoumon - from the Japanese, by Ryuunosuke Akutagawa
XX // YOU ARE HERE
This version of WTD features an image of a sakura branch that I've had on my hard disk for ages and cannot properly attribute, sorry. This time, I came up with the color scheme myself. Take that, Colourlovers! The graphics font is called 'Cream' and the content font is either Helvetica or Helvetica Neue, depending on your system set-up. My theme here (I have themes) is "there will come soft rains" — when I made the graphics, I'd recently spent a lot of time sniveling and pitying myself and contemplating my mortality. Yes, I know it's snow. Roll with it. I'm not very good at drawing rain.
WARN THE DUKE is named for this imaginary incident that appeared in E.L. Doctorow's famous novel Ragtime.